I Love Her Even Though She Always Tries To Kill Me by Fightinmooses from United States

Darling, I feel there's something I must say
I don't appreciate being left here
Out on the road this way
You took my car and drove away
After you smacked me in the face
With my own tire iron
Darling, keep this up, and one day
You'll be alone, you'll see!

I'm patient, but you know
I have my limits, and
I am tired of you trying
To get rid of me!

Hitched me a ride back home today
And you greeted me with a smile
I'm confused, tired and bruised
Why are you happy to see me?
Hang on! Is this just another game?
I can't read you, you're insane!
You offered to cook me dinner...Wait!
You're gonna poison me, babe!

I love you, not sure why
But I'm afraid we must
Both part ways! So long, babe!
I wish the best for you!

But then she pla on my sympathy
Said she'd nowhere to go, how could I be so mean?
Then she batted her eyes and threw her arms 'round me
How could I throw such a cute demon to the streets?

Actually it was easy!
I helped her quickly!
She swore that she'd get me!
But I am not worried, no -

It's awfully clear she was bad for me!
She was the prettiest girl I had ever seen
But it's hard to feel love and to be at ease
When she was constantly trying to murder me!
She left for maybe an hour, then returned to me
How she pleaded and begged, but I stood firm, you see!
But she broke down and cried, my heart split at the seam
I went down on one knee and asked her to marry me!
We were married at once, we were so happy!
On the night we were wed, she tried to poison me!
It's a crazy romance, but it's what we need
I threaten to kick her out, she pulls a knife on me!

She completes me! She completes me!
She completes me! She does!
She completes me! She completes me!
She completes me! My love!
She does!