Mermaids by Bjsaint

mermaids

[verse 1]
now cheryl's a red head
but she ain't no ariel.
and she enjoys warm milk
upon her cereal.
the bus drivers coming
for you, or so i'm told.
and isn't it sunny
but snowballing's pretty cold.

[pre chorus 1]
and oh, it's a fantasy..

[verse 2]
'ariel' a-rives
inside yellow polo shirt.
and cheryl's come-back barbs
embarrass all preverts.
and she's not the type
who could marry a sailor.
but a bus driver's charm
could eventually "nail her".

[pre chorus 2]
and oh, it's a tragedy...

[verse 3]
the busman he stalls
while he's gathering steam./[speed?]
and her spitting image
is much worse than it seems.
"is it too much to ask?"
he says, while she's kissing willie.
for girls as uncommon
as whiskers on billy. -

[bridge/verse 3 extension]
whether a chatty cathy
or a happy larry.
a girl who thinks
that it's kinky to stink.
a guy gladiator
under the generator. but cheryl's always, going down.

[chorus for verses 1+2]
she came from the sea
he'll get you back in the 'c'.
with salt on your lips
the seamen crashing their ships.
you look kinda spotty for an apparent "hottie".
but mermaids/sailors always.. going ...down.

[chorus for verse 3]
she came from the sea
he'll get you back in the 'c'
he smells like febreeze
and cheryl is such a tease.
an imperfect body
for a man with no money.
but mermaids always going..
cheryl's always, going.. down...
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