Im Not A Vampyre by Fightinmooses from United States

It's true that I've grown tired
Of being ca lled Vampyre
It really wrecked my social life!
The testament of liars
Saw my house set on fire
And found me fleeing for my life!
No different from anyone
I just don't like the bright sun
The night skies bring me relief
Yes, I sleep in a coffin
And I'm not fond of garlic
But that don't make me a freak!

I'm a lonesome man!
Nobody listens
They don't listen to my pleading
I'm no vampyre!
They turn a deaf ear
And they grab their stakes and crosses!

My father's father told me
That people treat us different
Just cos we look a little strange!
It's true that I have some fangs
Big deal, that don't mean a thing!
It makes opening cans easy
This world likes to accuse me
But they know nothing of me
Vampyres and me are not the same!
Vampyres like bologna
I do not like bologna!
And that disproves their false claims!

I'm misunderstood!
Nobody listens!
They won't hear the proof that I have
Gathered over years
They turn a deaf ear!
Then they grab those stakes and crosses!

(Bridge)

I'm cuted with no proof!
You point at me, I hiss at you!
Your holy water has no effect!
You mess with me, I'll bite your neck!
I'm not a vampyre, let me be!
I'm just a man, ain't hard to see!
I wear a cape, and I can fly
So do heroes, and they're good guys!
I lived a very simple life
Up in my house with my three brides!
But you've all taken that away!
You've cheated me, now you will pay!
You will be seeing me in your dreams
Unlock the window, I'm friendly!
When you wake up, things might seem strange
I stole your sheets and pillow case!

Stop trying to shove a stake through
Stop trying to shove a stake through
My beating heart! My beating heart!
Oh-whoa-oh!
(Repeat)