I've got problems with my woman - seems my wife wants her to leave!
Now I face a moral crisis: which of them do I deceive?
Ever since I was a young man I have held the firm belief
That a man in my position should be unconcerned with all such grief.
Now I've reached that time of life when everything gets turned around.
Did I learn or did I just get used?
Can't keep pace with modern times. Life conspires to confound.
Older, wiser, or just plain confused?
Older wiser, or just plain abused?
I've got problems with my lover: Seems my wife want's him to go!