In The Front Laotian Defectors by Dustythursdays

These three lads hail from a small island off the coast of Laos, a territory unrecognised by the UN and contested by twelve nations. The Defectors skyped in to the Dusty studio one night delivered these 86 seconds of intrigue.

A traditional song, the English version comes thanks to Google Translate. Who knows what it means? Something poignant, no doubt.

Hot dogs and shandies corrupted monks
Laotian Defectors disrupting punk
Cockfight for shareholder rights to your soul
Sail to the west with Amerigo
Got a van full of scissors gonna beat your hide
Playing to your sister while she's waving ta-tas
Gonna pull it from the back and put it in the front
Got a billion dollar status to stick up
u-huh